Crashing! Killer Spam Scam Porn Flood Coming!
Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tidal wave of spam is about to slam down on your email. We're talking horrendous amounts of phony emails packed with vile porn. These losers are trying to scam you out of your hard-earned cash, so be totally vigilant. Don't click on any images in these emails, and flag them immediately. Be smart! Dang